Tumblr (3.0; @batterybee)http://batterybee.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stevenfresco.com/post/50139681408/stevenfresco-its-2013-why-cant-i-delete">stevenfresco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stevenfresco.com/post/50139519783/its-2013-why-cant-i-delete-friends-in-real-life">stevenfresco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life</p> </blockquote> <p>ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978066140http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978066140Tue, 21 May 2013 04:40:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sojetlife.tumblr.com/post/50266875874">sojetlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinychatter.tumblr.com/post/46857419520/imagine-reading-a-book-of-all-the-lies-youve-told">tinychatter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told</p> </blockquote> <div>Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.</div> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978044739http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978044739Tue, 21 May 2013 04:39:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yo3nWYMf1qe940vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yo3nWYMf1qe940vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yo3nWYMf1qe940vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yo3nWYMf1qe940vo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yo3nWYMf1qe940vo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://antst00fs.tumblr.com/post/50851848819/fuckme-bradtollman-tehkukikookie-smores">antst00fs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckme-bradtollman.tumblr.com/post/50851687392/tehkukikookie-smores-spaghetti-dude-foods">fuckme-bradtollman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tehkukikookie.tumblr.com/post/31041060979/smores-spaghetti-dude-foods-i-made-the">tehkukikookie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dudefoods.com/smores-spaghetti/">S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods</a></p> <p>“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck you</p> </blockquote> <p>palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978024281http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978024281Tue, 21 May 2013 04:38:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b9c5f2a6dac1cd87cc91b49f91a450a/tumblr_miwr3yG2zK1r8ufc5o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/740d1f158fa3fd73d872dee547c66c22/tumblr_miwr3yG2zK1r8ufc5o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45a0d66c8382e2e4edf5df22a5692c4d/tumblr_miwr3yG2zK1r8ufc5o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e57bb6fc7bf940f4365841ac88e1d287/tumblr_miwr3yG2zK1r8ufc5o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-little-werewolf-oven.tumblr.com/post/44504592204/jonnyzero-new-trend-in-wedding-cakes-its-a">the-little-werewolf-oven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnyzero.tumblr.com/post/44185634819/new-trend-in-wedding-cakes-its-a-good-trend">jonnyzero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New trend in wedding cakes. It’s a good trend.</p> </blockquote> <p>why wasn’t I told about this</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978009815http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50978009815Tue, 21 May 2013 04:37:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dont-argue-with-your-serperior.tumblr.com/post/40807039508/im-that-one-friend-that-doesnt-date-anyone-and">dont-argue-with-your-serperior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977951891http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977951891Tue, 21 May 2013 04:35:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b127b4a918e2eb6fd89e85dd52a21434/tumblr_mkl0o3tcLm1qigj88o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977860220http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977860220Tue, 21 May 2013 04:32:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65f88124f5562f9983ed3162023bb054/tumblr_mn4r2q8bl61s741blo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977847540http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977847540Tue, 21 May 2013 04:31:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df10ae7e4d40d2e1dd9298615eb29d24/tumblr_mn4za6W3Eq1s30kr9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977827873http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977827873Tue, 21 May 2013 04:31:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fe39a98d2827f83afa33692edc52c86/tumblr_mjkcxciPK71qbath2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pourim.tumblr.com/post/45208213521/ibock-skittles-what-the-fuck-i-think-they">pourim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ibock.tumblr.com/post/45207697018">ibock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>skittles what the fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>i think they tasted the wrong rainbow</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977775832http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977775832Tue, 21 May 2013 04:29:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cc0b701885ba01559ed0ad8b3b74e38/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d6f661934f5f49fd673e13e5d8d541d/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15e93ec909252c08e193b622ab726a63/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef4e23ec92d100200c2667d46cb8dd01/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eae812580ac15fa68a1912144498b078/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94369bbd39ca272c125237fb3ef5d3a0/tumblr_mm7cjeOQkE1qbzdxyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumaeansibyl.tumblr.com/post/50924753997">cumaeansibyl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies <em>love</em> him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.</p> <p>Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977638847http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977638847Tue, 21 May 2013 04:24:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb24a2fccd971783c60e1a2dcac868d2/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d43f487e972e1dff7722c6307a94b30/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a64222d8fb56b04bf0c08cd94aaa704/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flynturtle.tumblr.com/post/50484540691">flynturtle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damnnlyssa.tumblr.com/post/50325972068/mericanfootball-this-is-a-valuable-lesson">damnnlyssa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mericanfootball.tumblr.com/post/50109548651/this-is-a-valuable-lesson">mericanfootball</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a valuable lesson</p> </blockquote> <p>adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not</p> </blockquote> <p>Never expected existentialist ideas in this show…but damn. So true though. </p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977565013http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977565013Tue, 21 May 2013 04:21:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo4_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/29389143388/fuck-i-cant">seerofsarcasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FUCK I CAN’T</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977532160http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977532160Tue, 21 May 2013 04:20:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/681d80c582937d4fd38245c84b93fd80/tumblr_ml43jupUFA1s6h4fco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chefra18.tumblr.com/post/50975806047/yes-indeed" class="tumblr_blog">chefra18</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>YES INDEED</p></blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977494227http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977494227Tue, 21 May 2013 04:19:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3a91800c76592bab1e87dda58e70b7f/tumblr_mn2h4uCaxu1rhyv0ko1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sourcedumal.tumblr.com/post/50951521051/me-on-my-way-to-steal-yo-man">sourcedumal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me on my way to steal yo man</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977474506http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977474506Tue, 21 May 2013 04:18:22 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50977390575" src="http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977390575/audio_player_iframe/batterybee/tumblr_mn37r7Y7lm1rpd1oc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbatterybee%2F50977390575%2Ftumblr_mn37r7Y7lm1rpd1oc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfshiroko.tumblr.com/post/50894184054">wtfshiroko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Radioactive</strong> (Music Box Version) - <em>Imagine Dragons</em></p> <p>by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giTob-5IENg">JoshuaSaundersMusic</a></p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977390575http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977390575Tue, 21 May 2013 04:15:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lr4kJnuZ1qb2etzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977363316http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977363316Tue, 21 May 2013 04:14:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c3e6ec4d82317f0de55d22b130be9e/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137c3ffa5639e5e0a0d98c3eaf2f7ab2/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c776a1fa99c3e94a057c85c4e1b4a4/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7c6332fb572527dbbc567dcd55dbf2c/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nowthatsfuckingcute.tumblr.com/post/50976999074/duckling-falling-asleep">nowthatsfuckingcute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Duckling falling asleep</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977356777http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50977356777Tue, 21 May 2013 04:14:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26x3cuX0B1r4u9wdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50974344388http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50974344388Tue, 21 May 2013 02:42:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jhp9hDii1qhdexto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jhp9hDii1qhdexto1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons.tumblr.com/post/50966637023/sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box-ilhorses4ever" class="tumblr_blog">bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box.tumblr.com/post/44791826913/ilhorses4ever-thedisinfectant">sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilhorses4ever.tumblr.com/post/30922850287/thedisinfectant-imjohnlocked">ilhorses4ever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedisinfectant.tumblr.com/post/30918791709/imjohnlocked-baneismydivision-just-wait-for">thedisinfectant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imjohnlocked.tumblr.com/post/29350491113/baneismydivision-just-wait-for-it-wait">imjohnlocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baneismydivision.tumblr.com/post/28995776158/just-wait-for-it-wait">baneismydivision</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>JUST WAIT FOR IT.</strong></p> </blockquote> <h1><strong>Wait.</strong></h1> </blockquote> <p>FOREVER REBLOG. THIS NEVER GETS OLD.</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT’S BEAUTIFUL.</p> </blockquote> <p>AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://www.snooly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/node-mind-blown.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>swaggity swag what’s <em>outside </em>the bag</p></blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50974281622http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50974281622Tue, 21 May 2013 02:40:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kappa773.tumblr.com/post/50726774765">kappa773</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teamfreesexuality.tumblr.com/post/46973112699">teamfreesexuality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudlyinsane.tumblr.com/post/46567468575/timelord-and-fishcustard-theres-a-difference">proudlyinsane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timelord-and-fishcustard.tumblr.com/post/46521140033/theres-a-difference-between-and">timelord-and-fishcustard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s a difference between</p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/" title="You like celebrities? Well, they are here."><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/743fc58d4f8a7f77149763f0a1a20e24/tumblr_inline_mkdtnsUbZe1qz4rgp.png"/></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/" title="People you may know in real life."><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dfdcfa83872484e7dd4f22fa7afe5378/tumblr_inline_mkdtojUQ761qz4rgp.png"/></a></p> <p>and</p> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com" title="It's a place where you can find friends. Unicorns. Rainbows and cupcakes. Starbucks coffee and fandoms. Some will make you happy. Some will make you cry. But we're here for you. Always."><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a801699c7df9084649d36d07cd568cd7/tumblr_inline_mkdtowPzNh1qz4rgp.png"/></a></p> </blockquote> <p>The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives</p> </blockquote> <p>you should all go to your blogs and hover over them</p> </blockquote> <p>You should</p> </blockquote>http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50973872699http://batterybee.tumblr.com/post/50973872699Tue, 21 May 2013 02:30:15 -0400